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  1. Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have.

    Wait…wait.

    I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?

    1. When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.

  2. It’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

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